America: A Nation of Used Car Salesmen

Debates, Decisions, and a Howling Legacy: A Gonzo Editorial

I should have listened to the voices in my head telling me to continue watching The Bear instead of flipping over to the presidential debate. But no, curiosity—or perhaps a sense of masochism—got the better of me.

As has already been covered ad nauseam, it was a flaming train wreck—a train carrying dumpsters, with a troupe of clowns juggling torches para…